What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.