What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Bark Dog Jokes More Bark Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.