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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Bark Dog Jokes More Bark Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!