What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Bark Dog Jokes More Bark Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!