What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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The asphalt.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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The umbrella can be shut up.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.