What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.