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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!