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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

Sub-standard.

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.