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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."