They can't guard their towers.
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I thought they only drive automatic
Because it reminds them of home.
The plot for Wall-E
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because americans don't play it.
They are missing two towers.
Because they cant defend their towers.
Because the prices are so steep
They went on stroke.
Because they finish each other's sentences
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
You skip the flat ones.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
A No. 2 pencil.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Never mind, I'll escalator
Just take some steps to avoid them!
Because 7 days makes a hole weak
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
