Americans Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

American History Jokes More American History Jokes

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!