Americans Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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American History Jokes More American History Jokes

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.