Americans Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

American History Jokes More American History Jokes

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Plead Jokes More Plead Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.