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Americans Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Plead Jokes More Plead Jokes

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.