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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history