What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.