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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!