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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.