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Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.