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Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Love

Love

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar