Katy Perry Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.