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Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.