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Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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Orlando Bloom.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.