Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!