Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy