Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..