Because he was Legolas.
I'm cured!
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
The stock market.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
A fish tank!
Giant Fish Tanks.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because 12 13 14!
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
In square feet.
A sedimentary.
It's a long story.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Because he kept locking up.
Anne hath a way.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.