Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.