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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.