Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Bent One Jokes More Bent One Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.