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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.