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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!