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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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That's not my stile.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!