What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.