What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.