What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

British Jokes More British Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!