What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!