What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

British Jokes More British Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.