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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.