Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

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Where's my tractor?

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Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Steaks.

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!