Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!