Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!