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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull