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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Which number confuses people?

82

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.