What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

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An octopuss!

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Because they can.

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A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Only my dad gets it.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!