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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"