What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.