What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit