THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
She had mittens!
To scare off Cat burglars!
Because they can.
Because they can't make a fist.
An unfunny joke
This joke
It was on paws
I'm paw!
Submitting a stool sample.