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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!