What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Hebrewed his own

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Bi-polar

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A cub reporter.

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Nothing. It just shuts up.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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She takes contraceptives.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS