They can't stop licking their paws.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Santa stops at three Ho's
30 minutes.
11 years old.
Because they can't make a fist.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Well, there is a vast difference.
Because everyone there hates integration.
Highway 55.
A PAW-se
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
