What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin