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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin