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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin