What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.