What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!