Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.