What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.