What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.