What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird