What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting