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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird