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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird