What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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Because he looked pretty seedy!

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A plain bagel.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.