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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird