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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird