Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird