Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.