Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

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Pork Chop!

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!