Judo Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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