Bake Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

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Stoner!

How do you propose to a stoner?

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

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