Bake Jokes

Baking soda.

Because it was baked.

A few degrees.

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Shake 'n Bake.

Aluminatti foil

Because he kneads the dough.

He is risen.

Because he took the hypocritic oath

So I can get octopi.

He came to work baked.

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

A gramma ray

Because he wanted to get baked.

He kneaded the dough.

Bread in captivity.

You gotta catch Jamal

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

He was out of meth.

There aren't any pictures.

Frosted Flakes.

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Player: I finished it in three days!

A spelling bee!

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Because 7 8 9.

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Bake Jokes

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Why does the baker bake?

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

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