Bake Jokes

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.