Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath