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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.