Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.