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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.