Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.