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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...