How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"