How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter