How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!