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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter