How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips