How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips