What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Jesus Pieces.

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Mariiguana

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Mariguana.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.