What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!