What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!