What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"