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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!