Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!