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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish