How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!