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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.