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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"