How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.