How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW