How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish