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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.