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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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He grabs a hoe.

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Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Me: Paid administrative leave.

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AHEM!

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.