Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Jose (hoes eh?)

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Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.