Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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