Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.