Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Law School Jokes More Law School Jokes
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before