Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.