How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!