How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What does a Spanish programmer program in?

Si++

What do you call an old Spanish car?

FeO

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.