Once.
My donation check to the orphanage.
I don't know, check the post above me.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**
Yo tengo Harambe.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Because running is past tents.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Because they're bad conductors.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".