How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".