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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.