Once.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
It's only check, mate
A spaniel.
Oh-lay!
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Parole.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
