One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Butane Clan
A receding hareline.
Because it had their Curiosity.
Does it matter?
The moospaper!
Too many colons.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Dinner
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
Because of the Nye Quill.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."