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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.