What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code