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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)