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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.