What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.