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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift