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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.