What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.