What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.