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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.