How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Environmental Impact Statement Jokes More Environmental Impact Statement Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.