How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.