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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.