What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.