What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

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What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.