What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.