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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.