Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.