Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long