Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!