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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!