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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!