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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.