Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.