Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!