Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.