Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.