What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Pair Dice Jokes More Pair Dice Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.