What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!