What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Pair Dice Jokes More Pair Dice Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.