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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Pair Dice Jokes More Pair Dice Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!