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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.