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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!