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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine