What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck