What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.