What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.