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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.