What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine