Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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I think I could pull it off

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Because time was always running out.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!