Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!