Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Cell Phones.

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Prism

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!