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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!