Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.