Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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They might trip on the string.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.