How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.