How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

31 Jokes More 31 Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM