How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused?

Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds!

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM