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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

31 Jokes More 31 Jokes

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!