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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

31 Jokes More 31 Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused?

Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds!