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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused?

Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds!

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!