Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Trick-or-trout!
Still moo.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25