Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
None, that's a hardware issue.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
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