Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Census presents for Christmas!
Quit being nosey.
Dork chocolate
A "booquet" of flower.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.