What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."