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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.