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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.