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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"