What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Mmm Jokes More Mmm Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."