What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.