What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"