Mmm Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.