What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"