April Sale - 20% Off

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.