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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"