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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."